Markdown is code now

Markdown is code now and your AI code reviewer doesn’t know it.

A bot stamped this PR “safe to merge — documentation only” because it only touched .md files, and the “ts” files were unchanged.

Oopsy: That markdown file is a 976-line contract that tells bots how to install and configure their Telegram channels.

Almost overnight, docs became code for AI. The irony is that AI code reviewers haven’t caught up.